{"id":13,"date":"2005-05-30T16:43:44","date_gmt":"2005-05-30T23:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.someareboojums.org\/blog\/?p=13"},"modified":"2005-08-19T12:19:53","modified_gmt":"2005-08-19T19:19:53","slug":"i-christen-thee-samizdat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/30\/i-christen-thee-samizdat\/","title":{"rendered":"I christen thee &#8230; <i>Samizdat!<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In 1625, King Gustav of Sweden commissioned a warship, the flagship of his fleet, to be called the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vasamuseet.se\/Vasamuseet\/Om\/Skeppet.aspx?lang=en\"><em>Vasa.<\/em><\/a>  Built to the king&#8217;s own specifications, the ship would be the largest in the world &#8212; a fitting symbol of Sweden&#8217;s naval might.  August 10, 1628 was a sunny day, and crowds turned out to see <em>Vasa<\/em> launched.  The great ship was indeed a beautiful sight.  As the city cheered, she slipped into the waters of Stockholm harbor, sailed a mile or so, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vasamuseet.se\/upload\/stodberg.jpg\">turned upside-down<\/a> and sank to the bottom.<\/p>\n<p>\nIt was the most humiliating ship-launching in naval history.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nOn May 14, 2004, the Alexis de Tocqueville Institution announced the upcoming release of a book by its president, Ken Brown, to be titled <em>Samizdat<\/em>.  According to the AdTI <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adti.net\/kenarbeit\/samiz.release.html\">press release<\/a> the  book would &#8220;directly [challenge] Linus Torvalds&#8217; claim to be the inventor of Linux.&#8221;  With obvious pride, AdTI said that <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nBrown&#8217;s account is based on extensive interviews with more than two dozen leading technologists in the United States, Europe, and Australia, including Richard Stallman, Dennis Ritchie, and Andrew Tanenbaum.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The announcement <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groklaw.net\/article.php?story=20040517002423242\">caused a flurry of publicity.<\/a>  Within two weeks, nearly every well-known name associated with Unix and Linux (including Richard Stallman, Dennis Ritchie, and Andrew Tanenbaum) had weighed in, and their opinion of Brown&#8217;s thesis was unanimous.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAndrew Tanenbaum, Brown&#8217;s primary source, published a brilliant (and often hilarious) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cs.vu.nl\/~ast\/brown\/\">account<\/a> of Brown&#8217;s efforts to tease accusatory statements from him, contradicting him on every point and remarking in passing that Brown is &#8220;not the sharpest knife in the drawer.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAlexei Toptygin, the expert Brown had hired to find evidence of copied code in Linux <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cs.vu.nl\/~ast\/brown\/codecomparison\/\">revealed<\/a> that his analysis had found just the opposite, and that Brown had promptly dropped the code comparison from discussion.  About Ken Brown, Toptygin remarked in passing that &#8220;to the best of my knowledge he is talking out of his ass.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nKnowledgable people from all corners of the Unix \/ Linux universe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groklaw.net\/article.php?story=20040529153027629\">added their respective takes<\/a> to the discussion.  Eric Raymond <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catb.org\/~esr\/writings\/samizdat-response.html\">remarked in passing<\/a> that &#8220;Judging by these excerpts, this book is a disaster.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nFailing even to do Ken Brown the courtesy of being offended, Linus Torvalds offered his own theory:  Linux was written by <a href=\"http:\/\/linux.sys-con.com\/read\/44851.htm\">&#8220;the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.&#8221;<\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nComments from the experts continued to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groklaw.net\/article.php?story=20040610033013625\">stream in over the following weeks.<\/a><br \/>\nIlkka Tuomi, the author of a study of the credits list of the Linux kernel, remarked in passing that &#8220;he tried to help Mr. Brown to comprehend the study, but that he had &#8216;only limited success'&#8221;.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nBut the unkindest cut was administered by Microsoft.  After a month of hideous embarrassment over what Redmond must have seen as the spectacular incompetence of its PR firm, a company spokesman <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groklaw.net\/article.php?story=20040614232501302\">called the study &#8220;an unhelpful distraction from what matters most &#8212; providing the best technology for our customers.&#8221;<\/a>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nFor AdTI, a pseudo think-tank <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.cse.unsw.edu.au\/~lambert\/cgi-bin\/blog\/computers\/tanks.html\">funded largely by Microsoft,<\/a> and for Ken Brown, that must have been tough to take.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nToday, over a year later, the book remains unpublished, and AdTI is doing everything it can to pretend it all never happened.<br \/>\nThis may have been the most humiliating attempted launch of a book in publishing history.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 1625, King Gustav of Sweden commissioned a warship, the flagship of his fleet, to be called the Vasa. Built to the king&#8217;s own specifications, the ship would be the largest in the world &#8212; a fitting symbol of Sweden&#8217;s naval might. August 10, 1628 was a sunny day, and crowds turned out to see&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/30\/i-christen-thee-samizdat\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I christen thee &#8230; <i>Samizdat!<\/i><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.somesnarksareboojums.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}